Ranch that no.2 can be a very important one a guy I was working with didnt key in on that and her girlfriend whipped out a bowie knife and started chasing him and hes a big dude, he said he just just got out of there as fast as he could. Given his size everyone died laughing.

Avoid starting off the conversation with the words "hey baby". Unless I am nearby. I just love watchiing douchebags hit on women and go down in flames.

Ps: You're shiney shirts are not helping you either.

I'm not sure why this appears as a reply to Bird Dog. It was meant to be a seperate post.

When I meet a woman at the gym, I try things like, "You don't sweat much for a fat girl!"

So far I haven't had much luck!

The simplest and surest tip is simply just to talk to a beautiful woman. When I was young and single and traveled alot I learned this no brainer. So many men are intimidated by beauty that they forget there is a person inside. Ordinary conversation sometimes leads to extraordinary things.

You have to be good to the woman and all women deserve your respect.