5 Ways to Avoid Striking Out This Friday Night »
Posted by: dan-and-jennifer 10 months agoHere are some of the biggest mistakes that almost all men make when approaching women and how you can avoid them and actually capture her attention and create a real spark. Solid advice - not cheesy pick up tactics that almost never work.
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Mulder10 months ago
I gyuess if all fails, we can laways try Sen. Larry Craig's bathroom stall pick up line: "Stall inspector. Per regulations, I'm just crawling into your stall to make sure your toilet will hold two people." :P
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jonmaverick9 months, 4 weeks ago
Sounds like good advice to me. But, just in case, here are a few shallow and superficial ideas that have also proven effective.
1. Buy a corvette. Cars like this were invented so that fat and ugly people could still get sex.
2. Lie. Most women would rather go home with a movie producer or airline pilot than a used car salesman.
3. Get her drunk. Nothing improves your chances better than beer goggles and impaired judgment.
4. Bait and switch. Have your good looking buddy with the corvette get her drunk and dump her out somewhere. You show up in your Ford Escort and save the day.
5. Get a hooker. Don't be embarrassed, these women are professionals. Your pleasure is their business.
Good luck everybody. :)
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mark-stevens9 months, 4 weeks ago
I must be a real loser. I've tried jonmaverick's suggestions.
First, I tried the Corvette. The women I dated had no idea what a Corvette was.
Another of my dates, while on a date with me, went home with the "producers" and "jet pilots".
Other dates outdrank me. I tried the bait and switch, the good looking friend ran off with my dates. The hookers? I never had enough money!!
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ZenAgain9 months, 4 weeks ago
Set your sight on your target. Slowly sache over without ever breaking eye contact. Make sure you smell nice, have some cool jeans, an agreeable shirt and of course, hip funky shoes.
About half way over, casually lick your fingers, walk right in and wipe them on her dress.
Look shocked and say (in a strong, confident voice) "Oh my goodness, lets get you straight home, out of those wet clothes and into a hot bath!"
I guarantee this.......... won't work.
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